...so Adah bare Jabal: he was the father of such as dwell in tents, and as such as have cattle and his brother's name was Jubal: he was the father of all such as handle the harp and organ and Zillah, she also bare Tubal-cain, an instructer of every artificer in brass and iron and now from where you are sitting - the seat is everything, can you see, got light, OK? Cars, boats, and chairs we can go through them all. Pew, if they are uncomfortable they just stay the course and play it, say it and travel it again. Eh?
...so set yours, by looking at where you want to go, not at the thrilling trillion, ever growing larger sand (dollar) bar(s) of change trickling through a bottomless hourglass that needs frequent refills. Yo! (uncle sam) Timeout, so you and your kayak will not become pillars of salt stranded and surrounded by that ever increasing great gulf that neither you - nor us and the rich man (in gay clothing) - can ever escape from. The wailing sounds from the bands of hell await the players on this stage as the curtain closes on the last act of our Lords Grace toward ALL!
Just a drop of water - living waters - to ease the torment!